Ridiculous headlines that really appeared!

• Researchs call Murders a Threat to Public Health
• Death Row Inmates No Longer Allowed Day Off after Execution
• Ski Areas Closed Due to Snow
• Blow to Head Is Common Cause of Brain Injury
• Searchers Find Big Ugly Child(From a newspaper in Big Ugly West Virginia)
• For Women Only-Free Confidential Pregnency Test
• Studies Indacate Fat Intake Affects Obesity
• Blind Workers Eye Better Wages
• Drought Turns Coyotes to Watermelons